- Forget to set alarm every night, sleep until headache/sweatiness/hungry cat interferes with sleeping
- Wait until a respectable hour (at least noon) to eat lunch, never stop eating after that
- Spend hours searching for “important literary works I’ve been meaning to read” to add to new Kindle, end up reading about 20 pages of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
- Stop reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and go to the movie instead
- Shower at 5pm (if at all)
- Change out of pajamas
- Put on some other pajamas
- Leave house ONLY IF supplies of LaCroix, crunchy snacks, or cat food reach dangerously low levels
- Make a passionate vow to start “extreme coupon-ing,” scour the internet for coupons, print them, and never cut them out
- Become convinced apartment is haunted
- Think very seriously about exercising
- Unplug treadmill to make room for new electric blanket
- Watch the entire first season of Downton Abbey in 3 days
- Make lists
