April 2012
1 post
Apr 4th
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March 2012
2 posts
Mar 26th
20,440 notes
2 tags
Mar 10th
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February 2012
10 posts
3 tags
Feb 28th
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2 tags
Feb 23rd
236 notes
3 tags
Feb 17th
116 notes
Feb 10th
257 notes
2 tags
Feb 10th
89 notes
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“Do you think Mr. Ratburn was gay?”
– Me, watching Arthur as an adult.
Feb 9th
2 notes
3 tags
Feb 3rd
4 notes
1 tag
Feb 3rd
2 notes
1 tag
Feb 3rd
2 notes
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Feb 3rd
January 2012
8 posts
3 tags
Jan 31st
384 notes
“My friends don’t get my jokes because they don’t go on the internet enough.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
806 notes
1 tag
Jan 25th
66 notes
4 tags
How to do Winter Break
Forget to set alarm every night, sleep until headache/sweatiness/hungry cat interferes with sleeping Wait until a respectable hour (at least noon) to eat lunch, never stop eating after that Spend hours searching for “important literary works I’ve been meaning to read” to add to new Kindle, end up reading about 20 pages of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Stop reading The Girl with...
Jan 10th
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Jan 6th
11 notes
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
17 notes
December 2011
2 posts
Dec 22nd
2,827 notes
4 tags
Dec 21st
317 notes
November 2011
1 post
Nov 12th
28 notes
October 2011
1 post
Oh shit, I accidentally just watched Hawaii Five-0 for a good seven minutes.
Oct 4th
September 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Sep 30th
237 notes
13 tags
WatchWatch
shadow64: My friend Patrick Carlyle and his girlfriend Allyn Rachel have started doing this series of videos called “Couple Time.” Watch it and be delighted. They’re delightful. Not “make you sick” delightful. But close. And it’s that teeny tiny fence they ride that makes it kinda wonderful. Seriously, watch this and hope (like I do) that they do more.
Sep 28th
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Sep 12th
597 notes
5 tags
Sep 10th
19 notes
Sep 6th
1,957 notes
August 2011
3 posts
Aug 18th
30 notes
Aug 17th
1,361 notes
I’m eating knock-off Cap’n Crunch from Aldi of all places. Because apparently my life isn’t already sad enough to allow me to eat name brand cereal.
Aug 16th
July 2011
1 post
6 tags
Jul 17th
7 notes
June 2011
2 posts
4 tags
My brother is 19
My brother is such a douche sometimes that I just want to quit school and dedicate my life to the invention of a time machine, invent that fucker, travel to 1991, show up at my parents’ house, knock on the door, and when my mom answers, punch her in the vagina.
Jun 26th
Jun 23rd
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May 2011
2 posts
6 tags
May 30th
4 tags
May 4th
7 notes
April 2011
2 posts
3 tags
Apr 30th
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Apr 16th
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March 2011
2 posts
5 tags
Mar 9th
8 notes
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WHAT WOULD LIFE BE LIKE
IF I HAD A TAN? WAY BETTER, PROBABLY.
Mar 3rd
February 2011
1 post
Feb 22nd
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November 2010
3 posts
Nov 19th
473 notes
4 tags
True fact:
Omar Gooding > Cuba Gooding
Nov 15th
1 tag
Fuckin’ life. It’s weird. Am I right?
Nov 11th
October 2010
2 posts
5 tags
Is $110 too much to pay for a dress called "Cats... →
Oct 25th
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I was still uncomfortably drunk for most of the day at school.  Be careful when you drink with businessmen on a weekday.
Oct 7th
September 2010
6 posts
1 tag
All I really want in life is a house with a slide in it. THAT’S ALL.
Sep 28th
1 tag
Sep 17th