February 2012
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“Do you think Mr. Ratburn was gay?”
– Me, watching Arthur as an adult.
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January 2012
8 posts
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“My friends don’t get my jokes because they don’t go on the internet enough.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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How to do Winter Break
Forget to set alarm every night, sleep until headache/sweatiness/hungry cat interferes with sleeping
Wait until a respectable hour (at least noon) to eat lunch, never stop eating after that
Spend hours searching for “important literary works I’ve been meaning to read” to add to new Kindle, end up reading about 20 pages of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Stop reading The Girl with...
December 2011
2 posts
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November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
Oh shit, I accidentally just watched Hawaii Five-0 for a good seven minutes.
September 2011
5 posts
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Watchshadow64:
My friend Patrick Carlyle and his girlfriend Allyn Rachel have started doing this series of videos called “Couple Time.” Watch it and be delighted. They’re delightful. Not “make you sick” delightful. But close. And it’s that teeny tiny fence they ride that makes it kinda wonderful. Seriously, watch this and hope (like I do) that they do more.
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August 2011
3 posts
I’m eating knock-off Cap’n Crunch from Aldi of all places. Because apparently my life isn’t already sad enough to allow me to eat name brand cereal.
July 2011
1 post
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June 2011
2 posts
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My brother is 19
My brother is such a douche sometimes that I just want to quit school and dedicate my life to the invention of a time machine, invent that fucker, travel to 1991, show up at my parents’ house, knock on the door, and when my mom answers, punch her in the vagina.
May 2011
2 posts
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April 2011
2 posts
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March 2011
2 posts
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WHAT WOULD LIFE BE LIKE
IF I HAD A TAN?
WAY BETTER, PROBABLY.
February 2011
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
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True fact:
Omar Gooding > Cuba Gooding
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Fuckin’ life.
It’s weird.
Am I right?
October 2010
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Is $110 too much to pay for a dress called "Cats... →
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I was still uncomfortably drunk for most of the day at school.
Be careful when you drink with businessmen on a weekday.
September 2010
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All I really want in life is a house with a slide in it. THAT’S ALL.
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Now that I’m sober and I’ve had time to think about it, I’m very glad that scary, crass man that followed us off the train last night didn’t murder me. I’m glad we went on the other side of the platform. I wish I hadn’t waved at him when I saw him waving at me from the other side. At least the girl next to me waved too.
