This is my dream home…

This is my dream home…

(Source: sweethomestyle)

"My friends don’t get my jokes because they don’t go on the internet enough."

First World Problems (via epic4chan)

epic4chan:

cat wearing sunglasses  画

epic4chan:

cat wearing sunglasses 

weardearcreatures:

Source unknown.

weardearcreatures:

Source unknown.

Tags: cats

How to do Winter Break

  • Forget to set alarm every night, sleep until headache/sweatiness/hungry cat interferes with sleeping
  • Wait until a respectable hour (at least noon) to eat lunch, never stop eating after that
  • Spend hours searching for “important literary works I’ve been meaning to read” to add to new Kindle, end up reading about 20 pages of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Stop reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and go to the movie instead
  • Shower at 5pm (if at all)
  • Change out of pajamas
  • Put on some other pajamas
  • Leave house ONLY IF supplies of LaCroix, crunchy snacks, or cat food reach dangerously low levels
  • Make a passionate vow to start “extreme coupon-ing,” scour the internet for coupons, print them, and never cut them out
  • Become convinced apartment is haunted
  • Think very seriously about exercising
  • Unplug treadmill to make room for new electric blanket
  • Watch the entire first season of Downton Abbey in 3 days
  • Make lists

weardearcreatures:

Ann Margret, The Swinger 1966

weardearcreatures:

Ann Margret, The Swinger 1966

tangentsandthe:

lawrence schiller

tangentsandthe:

lawrence schiller

(Source: gallivantingandgrass)

epic4chan:

geek feed:

Watcha thinkin bout?  画
turnofthecentury:

Harry C. Rubicam, In the Circus,1907
from Camera Work no 17 edited by Alfred Stieglitz
Sold for $1,700 @ Swann Galleries

turnofthecentury:

Harry C. Rubicam, In the Circus,1907

from Camera Work no 17 edited by Alfred Stieglitz

Sold for $1,700 @ Swann Galleries

tangentsandthe:

light at the end of the tunnel.

tangentsandthe:

light at the end of the tunnel.

(Source: gallivantingandgrass)

Oh shit, I accidentally just watched Hawaii Five-0 for a good seven minutes.

jackiesface:

My sister’s going through some weird shit. 

jackiesface:

My sister’s going through some weird shit. 

shadow64:

My friend Patrick Carlyle and his girlfriend Allyn Rachel have started doing this series of videos called “Couple Time.” Watch it and be delighted. They’re delightful. Not “make you sick” delightful. But close. And it’s that teeny tiny fence they ride that makes it kinda wonderful. Seriously, watch this and hope (like I do) that they do more.

ndpittman:

pauladeenridingthings:

Pope John Paula
http://newsvandal.com/

I don’t understand, but this made me laugh so hard I think I pulled something.

ndpittman:

pauladeenridingthings:

Pope John Paula

http://newsvandal.com/

I don’t understand, but this made me laugh so hard I think I pulled something.